There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize