I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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