there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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