I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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