Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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