Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
my sisters under your porch take her home
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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