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love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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