i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Text me some of your sweat
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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