If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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