Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
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