can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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