I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Come on in and take your pants off
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