I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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