im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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