Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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