used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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