I'm lost and stupid without you.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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