I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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