Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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