Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Hippo gnu deer
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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