I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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