I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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