I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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