No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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