It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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