The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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