How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
My dick has a subreddit
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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