they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Two words: blizzard sex
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Randomize
