at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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