i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
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