Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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