do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
God, I missed his penis.
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