Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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