I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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