And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I woke up under a house in Key West
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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