piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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