party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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