they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
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