I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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