worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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