Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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