Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
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