yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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