none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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