Christians are straight up FREAKS
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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