butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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