You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
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