You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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