Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
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