When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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