38 yer olds are good kisserssss
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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