oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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