Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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