No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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