you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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