id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
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