trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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