I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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