I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
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