smell my finger.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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